upon hearing your husband’s phone alert with his girlfriend’s text tone, you text her from your phone to let her know he fell asleep on the couch, so she doesn’t think he’s ignoring her.
Hell, I’m American and it kills me to watch the American version of anything British…
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Un-fucking-believeable… this idiot should be muzzled…Want to see Rick Santorum catch himself halfway through calling Obama the n-word? Start at 34:26 and watch Mr. “I don’t need a teleprompter, I say what’s in my heart” call Obama a “the anti-war, government nig, uh…” -Jess
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